Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Randomize
