they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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