You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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