i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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