they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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