Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.