the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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