O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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