We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE