Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We talked him into tasing himself.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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