i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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