Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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