I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
drinking out of a sandbucket again
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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