Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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