There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There r osticjed everywhere
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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