I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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