: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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