its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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