My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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