I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's shark week go big or go home
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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