idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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