is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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