He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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