I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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