party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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