is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
All I want is dick and wine.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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