Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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