I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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