I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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