is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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