Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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