Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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