you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
pray to the hookup gods
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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