Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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