Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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