Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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