quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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