Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
All the doctor said was why
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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