"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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