They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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