he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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