Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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