To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize