Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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