problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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