erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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