The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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