What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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