i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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