Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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