i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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