Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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