hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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