I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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