Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You took a bar mat shot.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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