I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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