i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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