I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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