We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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