Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
